So you want to optimize your iPhone for Céline-esque prose?

  This post was featured on WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” and originally appeared here.         Ever since reading Journey to the End of the Night (1932) I’ve enthusiastically over-used ellipses. Even if they’re unprovoked and grammatically incorrect in regard to the traditional function of the punctuation mark, it doesn’t matter: I just like […]

Happy New Year! Now Be Quiet

“The future will present itself with unimaginable ruthlessness.” – Michelangelo Antonioni This new year, I kicked things off by completely razor-shaving my head at the strike of midnight, updating my facebook profile pic for the first time since 2005 while simultaneously adopting the timeline, then scribbling out a jumbled mess of resolutions, one of them being to […]