Why do you spell ‘blog’ with an umlaut?

Because when in doubt, be diacritical.


But why are you in doubt when ‘blog’ is universally spelled without an umlaut?

Because when not in doubt, be in doubt.


So then why don’t you spell more words with umlauts?

Because I’m filled with self-contradictions such as this.


Do you find it ironic that ‘umlaut’ is not spelled with an umlaut?



Do you have any pet peeves?

Yes, when drivers don’t move all the way over to the right side of the street as they’re slowing down for a right turn (or vice versa in left-hand traffic countries), thus slowing all the cars behind. Unnecessary stress right there, man. Other than that, pretty okay with everything.


Is the 30-day paleo thing real or fake?




If you have any questions that weren’t covered above, please don’t hesitate to ask!